People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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