would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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