i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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