I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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