I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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