is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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