i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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