theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize