I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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