i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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