why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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