Apparently you make a good broom.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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