just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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