The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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