But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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