Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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