return my video game
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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