so explain again why im purple
no
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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