SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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