a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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