2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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