My brain says no but my pants say off.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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Do I have a choice?
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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