I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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