8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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