your room smells of hookers.
And success
He uses pillows to masturbate.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Randomize
