Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize