have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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