My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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