dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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