I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Terrible idea I love it
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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