i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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