please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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