Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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