I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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