Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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