Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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