Got a toothbrush?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
where does the pee come out of this thing
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
