At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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