You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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