1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You made out with two different species that night
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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