Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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