He is an equal opportunity slut.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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