Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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