you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
