Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
