He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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