I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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