So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
why is half of my head shaved?
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