? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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