question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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