Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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