the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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