I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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