im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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