Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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