Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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