Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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